Kids Quotes

"If you keep collecting treasures, you’ll live forever. But you also need to eat."

"When people die, do they all go under rocks?"

"When I don’t see your face, sometimes I forget who you are."

"We’re makin’, like, a something!"

"If you feel happy and sad at the same time it means you’re in love."

"My favorite potty is the last one because I saw a spider in the first one."

"Jilly wants to hold the bug, but the bug doesn’t want her."

"The tape’s not listening to me."

"Sometimes when you’re not lookin’, you fall."

"When I grow up, I’m gonna be a teacher…. Well, I’m gonna decide between a princess and a teacher."

"When I come back from Barbados, I’m going to be a small teacher."

"Nothing goes higher than Heaven."

"I think my mom was alive when there were dinosaurs."

"Boys always make girls in trouble."

"In jail you can’t go anywhere, not even Chuck E. Cheese."

"The robbers are chasing us. They can’t catch us. We are too fascinating for them."

"It’s 50 thousand hot in my snow pants."

"My Dad’s house was built in the 19’s and 30’s."

"I think a piece of my skin fell off."

"This picture’s for you… because I don’t like it."

"I don’t remember. I don’t have a memory. I have a forget."

"Robin, have you ever heard of the World Serious?"

"My Dad has a dad that has a big stomach."

"Can I have a drink? It’ll warm me down."

"I’m glad we’re going inside because I have an itch on my bum and I just can’t reach it through my snowpants."

"Ew, I just ate a germ."

"My peach is as yummy as a plum!"

"Did you know water can go over more water?"